Quote #2186
I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you...
Quote #30127
A little faith will bring your soul to heaven, but a lot of faith...
Quote #183
I could prove God statistically.
Quote #24523
There are only two families in the world, the Haves and Have-Nots.
Quote #15924
It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels he is worthy...
Quote #24736
Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend’s success without envy.
Quote #26453
In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice because I will...
Quote #16429
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
Quote #18207
If you want your dreams to come true, don’t sleep.
Quote #8542
If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss...