Quote #8918
If my hands are fully occupied in holding on to something, I can neither...
Quote #8746
Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put...
Quote #29231
If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines...
Quote #13299
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
Quote #1567
Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being old. There is...
Quote #8961
The last temptation is the greatest treason: to do the right deed for the...
Quote #11790
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
Quote #5993
If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.
Quote #8106
Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms.
Quote #12174
In war, there are no unwounded solders.