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O, my offence is rank, it smells to heaven It hath the primal eldest...
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Life will always be to a large extent what we ourselves make it.
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I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a...
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The especial genius of women I believe to be electrical in movement, intuitive in...
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One of the things that is wrong with America is that everybody who has...
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The best effect of any book is that it excites the reader to self-activity.
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What is good? All that heightens the feeling of power in man, the will...
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Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.