Quote #18525
‘Out upon merry Christmas What’s Christmas time to you but a time for paying...
Quote #5010
To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby,...
Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Quote #15170
Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had...
Quote #14594
Why be a man when you can be a success?
Quote #30903
The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
Quote #17884
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but...
Quote #20897
But to my mind, though I am native here And to the manner born,...
Quote #30587
Why cross an ocean when you can cross a river Why should we sail...
Quote #6654
But love is blind and lovers cannot see The pretty follies that themselves commit;...