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When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so...
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Ideas won’t keep something must be done about them.
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You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
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When I am asked, What do you think of our audience I answer, I...
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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Whenever A annoys or injures B on the pretense of saving or improving X,...
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Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people...
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Change, when it comes, cracks everything open.
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Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.