Quote #28965
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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This is obviously an act of war that has been committed on the United...
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If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Quote #30513
All the miseries of mankind come from one thing, not knowing how to remain...
Quote #2623
I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.
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Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile...
Quote #30870
Eating while seated makes one of large size eating while standing makes one strong.
Quote #22259
Friendship often ends in love but love in friendship–never.
Quote #15467
If you had it all to do over, would you fall in love with...
Quote #3793
Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and...