Quote #6652
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #10541
The worst prison would be a closed heart.
Quote #19223
Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS…
Quote #15025
Many have been ruined by their fortunes, and many have escaped ruin by the...
Quote #16619
A compassionate government keeps faith with the trust of the people and cherishes the...
Quote #19927
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #14301
The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely...
Quote #18727
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t...