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The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which...
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Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
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All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
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There is only one success-to be able to spend your life in your own...
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Fate rules the affairs of mankind with no recognizable order.
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Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
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Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for...
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The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me...