Quote #24811
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #189
Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make...
Quote #19526
I will follow the right side even to the fire, but excluding the fire...
Quote #28685
Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
Quote #16175
Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts....
Quote #280
There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody likes to be an exception...
Quote #7211
He is the better equipped for life. As for swimming, who has the less...
Quote #13350
That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling...
Quote #28598
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.