Quote #20196
If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I...
Quote #12062
A word to the wise is infuriating.
Quote #14569
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #2966
We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the...
Quote #26132
Man only of all earthly creatures, asks, Can the dead die forever – and...
Quote #10250
Good taste is always an asset.
Quote #12761
God made Truth with many doors to welcome every believer who knocks on them.
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #1766
An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.