Quote #30071
To live without loving is not really to live.
Quote #16525
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t...
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #446
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought–...
Quote #8383
Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.
Quote #1773
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Quote #15563
The man who never alters his opinions is like standing water, and breeds reptiles...
Quote #1803
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the...
Quote #2695
Of children as of procreation – the pleasure momentary, the posture ridiculous, the expense...
Quote #7855
Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself; he must act in...