Quote #33828
I have seen the future and it doesn’t work.
Quote #11372
Bore: one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.
Quote #30788
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
Quote #22147
To a reasonable creature, that alone is insupportable which is unreasonable but everything reasonable...
Quote #24548
A man’s memory may almost become the art of continually varying and misrepresenting his...
Quote #5087
He who lets the world, or his own portion of it, choose his plan...
Quote #20370
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else...
Quote #25651
Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.
Quote #374
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Quote #30331
The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but...