Quote #7950
Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.
Quote #2082
Philanthropy is the refuge of rich people who wish to annoy their fellow creatures.
Quote #15520
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
Quote #9486
Disgust with dirt can be so great that it prevents us from cleaning ourselves...
Quote #20763
We’re thinking about upgrading from SunOS 4.1.1 to SunOS 3.5.
Quote #25070
We are here on earth to do good for others. What the others are...
Quote #22484
Well, I’m not a crook.
Quote #31885
All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular positions.
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #5729
We need quiet time to examine our lives openly and honestly. . . spending...