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All men are by nature equal, made all of the same earth by one...
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The children despise their parents until the age of 40, when they suddenly become...
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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We come to feel as we behave.
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I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And...
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Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.
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When you go to a party at somebody’s house, don’t automatically assume that the...
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get...
Quote #16330
Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things...