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If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
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I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
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Children might or might not be a blessing, but to create them and then...
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Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
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Great men are true men, the men in whom nature has succeeded. They are...
Quote #8567
Thou shall not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, thou shall steal and thou...
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Know from whence you came. If you know whence you came, there are absolutely...
Quote #22465
The biggest fool may come out with a bit of sense when you least...
Quote #32373
A friend is someone who knows you as you are, understands where you’ve been,...
Quote #30184
If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.