Quote #372
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Quote #30897
Never trust the man who tells you all his troubles but keeps from you...
Quote #24764
I love the United States, but I see here everything is measured by success,...
Quote #9562
Kindness is a mark of faith, and whoever is not kind has no faith.
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #17206
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.
Quote #16080
One thing you can give and still keep is your word.
Quote #26683
Change is inevitable, growth is intentional.
Quote #22165
The grand essentials of happiness are something to do, something to love, and something...
Quote #1381
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.