Quote #27142
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #31077
A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
Quote #34270
You couldn’t even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
Quote #16177
If you achieve success, you will get applause, and if you get applause, you...
Quote #32509
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets...
Quote #30867
If you want your eggs hatched, sit on them yourself.
Quote #23038
The three hardest tasks in the world are neither physical feats nor intellectual achievements,...
Quote #25288
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
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A man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of...
Quote #21307
Here is the answer which I will give to President Roosevelt… We shall not...