Quote #17409
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
Quote #10556
“How long does getting thin take?” Pooh asked anxiously.
Quote #31943
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
Quote #28048
The little I know, I owe to my ignorance.
Quote #28434
If I had the time to sit down and write a thank-you note to...
Quote #17720
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #2378
The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with...
Quote #26161
I do not ask to walk smooth paths nor bear an easy load. I...
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #9476
Only when the last tree has been cut down Only when the last river...