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Anger is a momentary madness, so control your passion or it will control you.
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He’s no failure. He’s not dead yet.
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Life is an escalator: You can move forward or backward; you can not remain...
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A man in all the world’s new fashion planted, That hath a mint of...
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The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
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In the middle of the journey of our life I came to myself within...
Quote #8858
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of someone...
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #24348
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...