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You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you...
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Nothing spoils a confession like repentance.
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Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
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When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in...
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Children’s playthings are not sports and should be deemed as their most serious actions.