Quote #18269
I remember a time when everybody I loved hated me because I hated them....
Quote #20746
I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #6726
Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power.
Quote #19505
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe.
Quote #34641
Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone.
Quote #649
The computer is a moron.
Quote #2696
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended...
Quote #31207
One player practicing sportsmanship is far better than fifty preaching it.
Quote #1100
The woman of my dreams knows how to break into systems.