Quote #2458
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Quote #16981
I used to always think that I’d look back on us crying and laugh,...
Quote #19217
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
Quote #9230
Words, like nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within.
Quote #4298
I know how men in exile feed on dreams of hope.
Quote #13371
From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.
Quote #25344
Imagination has brought mankind through the dark ages to its present state of civilization....
Quote #29533
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Quote #7950
Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.