Quote #6260
A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man...
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Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out...
Quote #908
In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful...
Quote #6172
Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in...
Quote #1233
There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.
Quote #15254
He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right...
Quote #26943
If growing up is the process of creating ideas and dreams about what life...
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
Quote #7962
Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has...
Quote #688
Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.