Quote #6983
He who desires is always poor.
Quote #21616
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are...
Quote #3792
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
Quote #21814
Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage’s whole existence is...
Quote #29263
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
Quote #9536
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most...
Quote #25842
At best, most college presidents are running something that is somewhere between a faltering...
Quote #8999
Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the ultimate.
Quote #29125
I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
Quote #28992
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.