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People are far more sincere and good-humored at speeding their parting guests than on...
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Life’s two Great Questions Why me and What do I do now
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
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It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just...
Quote #2847
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
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Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no...
Quote #14910
Enthusiasm is very good lubrication for the mind.
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Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year.
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When a man makes up his mind to become a rascal, he should examine...
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If a problem has no solution, it may not be a problem, but a...