Quote #18688
It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his...
Quote #12795
He is rich enough that wants nothing.
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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with...
Quote #1081
It is something to be able to paint a particular picture, or to carve...
Quote #3415
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Quote #32973
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased...
Quote #34724
If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a...
Quote #21186
It is as natural to die as to be born and to a little...
Quote #24856
The worst thing that can be said of the most powerful is that they...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.