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This is patently absurd but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not...
Quote #1549
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise...
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My wallpaper and i are fighting a duel to death. One or the other...
Quote #34497
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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In the morning, when you are sluggish about getting up, let this thought be...
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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
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The coming together of two laudable movements — death with dignity and cost containment...
Quote #9159
His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but...