Quote #12333
Statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used more for support than illumination.
Quote #18999
Well, I wouldn’t say I was in the ‘great’ class, but I had a...
Quote #2234
The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman nor an Empire.
Quote #7436
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
Quote #21321
I wish they would only take me as I am.
Quote #4822
Art does not reproduce the visible; rather, it makes visible.
Quote #1055
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
Quote #28744
I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
Quote #2527
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...