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The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and...
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Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
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There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three...
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I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
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Behold the man.
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Every person, all the events of your life, are there because you have drawn...
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Make your bargain before beginning to plow.
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Every obstacle yields to stern resolve.
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The genius of the American system is that we have created extraordinary results from...