Quote #12536
I always have a quotation for everything, it saves original thinking.
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #2309
Aliter catuli longe olent, aliter sues. (“Puppies and pigs have a very different smell.”)
Quote #24283
Do not worry about your problems in mathematics. I assure you, my problems with...
Quote #21457
The only true love is love at first sight second sight dispels it.
Quote #4988
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #1019
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
Quote #13667
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and...
Quote #5793
Just being honest is not enough. The essential ingredient is executive integrity.
Quote #33768
The second half of a man’s life is made up of nothing but the...