Paula Poundstone, HBO stand-up routine Quote #5001 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28140 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year,...
Ann Landers Quote #18260 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Woody Allen Quote #18318 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
Pearl Bailey Quote #21997 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To talk to someone who does not listen is enough to tense the devil.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28272 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how...
Unknown, Army Magazine of Preventive Maintenance Quote #716 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when...
Sir Francis Bacon Quote #7226 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I have taken all knowledge to by my province.
Rene Descartes Quote #22064 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the self-same well from which your laughter...
Cicero Quote #6988 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 All action is of the mind and the mirror of the mind is the...