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Men are not made religious by performing certain actions which are externally good, but...
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Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
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The man whom no one pleases is much more unhappy than the man who...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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All that I’ve learned, I’ve forgotten. The little I still know, I’ve guessed.
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Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things...
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A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for...
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All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time...