Quote #25589
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Quote #13299
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
Quote #23095
I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I...
Quote #372
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Quote #16577
Our purpose in Vietnam is to prevent the success of aggression. It is not...
Quote #17863
Be good and you will be lonesome.
Quote #17516
Without an acquaintance with the rules of propriety, it is impossible for the character...
Quote #17610
I can’t bring myself to say, ‘Well, I guess I’ll be toddling along.’ It...
Quote #28586
Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it’s...
Quote #18873
Everything that can be invented, has been invented.