David Nestor Quote #30297 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Don’t hold on to anything too tightly sooner or later, you’ll have to let...
Buddy Hackett Quote #9957 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Luke Salisbury Quote #22823 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Cicero Quote #6987 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A mind without instruction can no more bear fruit than can a field, however...
M. C. Escher, Quoted in Comic Sections, D. MacHale (Dublin 1993) Quote #6683 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what...
Clive Staples Lewis Quote #21409 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen not only...
Thomas Jefferson, (Notes on Virginia, 1782) Quote #12544 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who...
Computer Museum Quote #21941 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
Ogden Nash Quote #3175 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long.
Dan Quayle Quote #34505 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...