Quote #399
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.
Quote #1549
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Quote #20752
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...
Quote #27224
If anyone attempts to hall down the American flag shoot him on the spot.
Quote #11223
A man of character in peace is a man of courage in war.
Quote #22268
It is terrifying to see how easily, in certain people, all dignity collapses. Yet...
Quote #25924
All I want to be is normally insane.
Quote #11459
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Quote #31598
Looking back on my life, I wish I’d stepped forward and made a fool...
Quote #25290
Conceit is God’s gift to little men.