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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way....
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How could you be a Great Man if history brought you no Great Events,...
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Living in a vacuum sucks.
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Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to...
Quote #17763
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
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In the next year or so, my signature will appear on 60 billion of...
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For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of...
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A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is...
Quote #12755
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.