Quote #20296
In case of dissension, never dare to judge till you’ve heard the other side.
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Never give a sucker an even break.
Quote #25439
You wake up in the morning, and your purse is magically filled with twenty-four...
Quote #22451
One drink is just right two is too many three are too few.
Quote #29116
An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.
Quote #16440
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a...
Quote #11177
A friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks...
Quote #6539
Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind.
Quote #30148
Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of...
Quote #15349
One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt...