Quote #18862
If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the...
Quote #2401
Obscenity is what happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.
Quote #20715
True friends stab you in the front.
Quote #14586
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now… only much, much better.
Quote #33782
I’ve never known any trouble that an hour’s reading didn’t assuage.
Quote #11904
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
Quote #9814
I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Quote #34092
It’s the possibility that when you’re dead you might still go on hurting that...
Quote #34798
I’ve been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn’t require my...
Quote #33513
There’s no business like show business.