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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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There is a demand in these days for men who can make wrong appear...
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Let every fox take care of his own tail.
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I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
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I am a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work...
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Men give me credit for some genius. All the genius I have lies in...
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Seek not that the things which happen should happen as you wish but wish...
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A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation...
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Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without...
Quote #10091
Goals are dreams with deadlines.