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The whole history of civilization is strewn with creeds and institutions which were invaluable...
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People judge you not by the size of your feet, but by whether your...
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Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because...
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The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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The problem with any unwritten law is that you don’t know where to go...
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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
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The worst moment for an atheist is when he feels grateful and has no...
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Parents like the idea of kids, they just don’t like their kids.
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Talking and eloquence are not the same to speak and to speak well are...