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We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...
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It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a...
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In a mirror, last place becomes first place… Just depends on how you wish...
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They who lack talent expect things to happen without effort. They ascribe failure to...
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
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Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing...
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If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in...
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On the road to Mandalay Where the flyin’ fishes play, An’ the dawn comes...
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Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.