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Before you agree to do anything that might add even the smallest amount of...
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Happy the man who, like Ulysses, has made a fine voyage, or has won...
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When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...
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God writes the gospel not in the Bible alone, but on trees, and flowers,...
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Any healthy man can go without food for two days — but not without...
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The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you...
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Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get.
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Justice is always violent to the party offending, for every man is innocent in...
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Thought is the wind, knowledge the sail, and mankind the vessel.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...