Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #26882
for whatever we lose (like a you or a me) it’s always ourselves we...
Quote #8507
The more laws, the less justice.
Quote #28080
The verb ‘to love’ in Persian is ‘to have a friend.’ ‘I love you’...
Quote #19175
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
Quote #31062
A person without character is just as body without soul.
Quote #28688
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.
Quote #27773
There is no reason for anyone in the country, for anyone except a police...
Quote #26015
Trust your hunches. They’re usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious...
Quote #34289
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...