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To live is to function. That is all there is in living.
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Stolen sweets are best.
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Peace for any prolonged period of time is impossible. Humans have a natural thirst...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Our generation has an incredible amount of realism, yet at the same time it...
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In the night all cats are gray.
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Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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In the absences of a decent time machine, fiction remains the most sturdy vehicle...
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The shades of night were falling fast,As though an Alpine village passedA youth, who...