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Ignore the awful times, and concentrate on the good ones.
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Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it...
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There is no one, says another, whom fortune does not visit once in his...
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Colleges typically did not tell you that ninety percent of your education came after...
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Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
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Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.
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After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather.
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I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am...
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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...