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I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about...
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Adultery is the application of democracy to love.
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Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...
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Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the...
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There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one...
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I don’t even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
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Engineering is not merely knowing and being knowledgeable, like a walking encyclopedia engineering is...
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I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and...
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It’s not what you are that holds you back, it’s what you think you...
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What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered,...