Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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It’s important to begin a search on a full stomach.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a...
Quote #25256
Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
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It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those...
Quote #12185
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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There is no discipline in the world so severe as the discipline of experience...
Quote #32934
We are immortal until our work on earth is done.
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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...
Quote #2978
I am a deeply superficial person.