Quote #28337
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #8972
The only difference between a rut and a grave… is in their dimensions.
Quote #33183
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
Quote #31641
When you meet your antagonist, do everything in a mild and agreeable manner. Let...
Quote #11030
Religion is far too important a thing for atheists to leave to the religious.
Quote #485
I feel like a million tonight — but one at a time.
Quote #28155
I hope that after I die, people will say of me ‘That guy sure...
Quote #34079
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex
Quote #12707
Logic is like the sword–those who appeal to it shall perish by it.
Quote #17125
There is no accident so disastrous that a clever man cannot derive some profit...