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No man is so perfect, so necessary to his friends, as to give them...
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There is no pleasure in having nothing to do the fun is in having...
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Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
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Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
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Things that are not at all, are never lost.
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The harder I work, the luckier I get.
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Oregano is the spice of life.
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It has, moreover, been proven that horror, nastiness, and the frightful are what give...
Quote #10946
Hell has no benefits, only torture.
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Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims...