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The secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The...
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If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
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We are never deceived we deceive ourselves.
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It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most...
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We like someone because. We love someone although.
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One of the most sublime experiences we can ever have is to wake up...
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The problem with the common person is that he is so unbearably common!
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Nature is earlier than man, but man is earlier than natural science.